My Ideal Person:
Managing Director looking for Personal Assistant. Good at taking things down !! must be flexible regarding the position and able to do oral and shorthand. Willing to start at short notice. Age and racial origin not discriminated against however this is definitely not an equal opportunities position. Females only need apply (so report me!), may consider job sharing if there's two willing applicants (yeah right).

Excellent rewards for the right applicant, good food, fine wine, travel and hotels.

Previous applicants may re-apply however they will be expected to undergo a thorough interview.