Hello You....x ...I hope you're 40+
I'm sorry if I don't reply to your emails...but please can I thank you all the same... as a standard member I am only allowed to reply to approx 3 emails a day....despite the fact that you are a Gold member and may even have paid extra for the privilege of Standard Members being "able" to contact you...I have taken the issue up with the powers that be...but I guess you can imagine the answer....Can you try and explain to those powers. Also so many of your emails go to bulk so please don't try to send email addys or mobile numbers as they will end up in my bulk mail and may eventually end with you being removed totally. x
PLEASE ATTACH A FACIAL CLOTHED PIC IF YOU EMAIL ME....PLEASE NO MORE TIME WASTERS...MY TIME IS A CURRENCY AND I CHOOSE TO SPEND IT AS I SEE FIT!... LIFE'S TOO SHORT!!!!
Please DON'T send me "friends invites" unless we have exchanged emails!!...The people in my "Friends" list are truly Friends I have no desire to add thousands to that list.
I'm a VERY smiley attractive person ....I like to think I'm adventurous, although I'm still a little shy!… I'm fit slim and very active! I'm great fun to be with although I'm inclined to be a little crazy....I'm intelligent and funny I speak some Spanish and have travelled widely.... I’ve been told I can chat a donkey’s hind leg off… so I guess that means I’m a good conversationalist…I've really lived and had a fun life so I'm looking to meet somebody similar....
If you email me with a facial clothed pic I will try to reply!!
I am straight and am not interested in exploring sex with another woman, so no threesomes. You'll have your hands full with me.
I'm not interested in married, attached or bi sexual people...Sorry it's just not my thing!....No, you are NOT the exception IF YOU HAVE NOT STATED A MARITAL STATUS IN YOUR PROFILE i WILL CONSIDER YOU MARRIED!
I’m looking for fun and friendship if I find anything else well that’s a bonus… If your only interest is in duvet diving then please save your time and mine !!
A couple of thoughts....Life's for the LIVING........ SO Let's SING as if no one's listening....... Let's DANCE as if no ones's watching and... Let's make LOVE as if we've NEVER EVER been hurt!!!!..
Whatever you do smile and have lots of fun xx
My Ideal Person:
OOh let me think...
A nice guy who knows how to take charge in the bedroom and stimulates my body and mind. Extra points if you are a good kisser who actually enjoys kissing..N.B. Most think they are.........few are!!
Please be interesting, intelligent, and have a sense of humour. It seems loyalty and honesty went out of fashion, but they will get you a second look from me.
Physical attraction is very important, but subjective. You must be taller than I am, preferably by at least a few inches, and you must be straight.
Straight, tall, male, intelligent, funny, fit, affectionate,sunshine lover, happy, single, baggage free...Ok I can dream too!!! OOOh one who can and remembers to send a pic ...Pretty Please... xxx
I'm NOT interested if
You are under 40. Any man who thinks of me as an "older woman" is too young for me. Don't try to talk me out of this. When you disregard my saying "no," you are proving my point.
-You want to "hook up" five minutes after you email me I am not desperate, and I find desperation in men extremely unattractive. If you feel compelled to ask me, "What are you looking for tonight?"....well, don't. I know this is a sex site, but I didn't check my common sense at the door.
If You think a woman's role during sex is to provide friction for you. Please know (or be interested in learning) enough about a woman's anatomy to make it good for me too. If you think that is solely my responsibility, then I don't need you, do I?
If you feel compelled to comment on how long my profile is, that makes me wonder if reading is a challenging activity for you. You might want to keep that one to yourself.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?: Snow Patrol, Rod Stewart, PhilCollins, Madonna, Oasis, Everything but the Girl
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!: too soon to tell.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?: A hotel room, a Hotel bar or lobby
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage, Kissing..so underated...stroking ...sleeping on my, MMM....soft stroking , nibbling, more kissing!!!
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?: not my style...very sad those who have or fantasize...No kiss and tell for me
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