Hmmm...about me...well, lets face it, who actually believes what they read here ? So lets put something you can believe and list the things that have annoyed me recently:
(1) B*llocks science in shampoo adds, you know the sort of thing "Contains dehydrated hydrogen oxide* for shiny hair"..(* dehydrated water...in other words bug*er all). Hmmm...about me...well, lets face it, who actually believes what they read here ? So lets put on something you can believe and list the things that have annoyed me recently
(2) People who stop dead when they walk in through a shop door/get off an escalator...You haven't arrived on another planet.."MOVE IT".
(3) The idiot who I told had the wrong number and then rang me THREE more times.
(4) Banjos (crap shape and ‘plinky, plonky’ sound) and Saxophones (horrible farty sounding things)
(5) People who wear their hats back-to-front...do you really need instructions on how to wear a hat !!!
Apart from all that, I am, of course, kind, considerate, passionate and kind to animals and children (or should that be children and animals – it’s easy to confuse the two sometimes).
OK...if you really want to know...I am a very tactile person - like to touch and be touched (do you like having your back stroked ?) and have a good sense of humour. I can travel and accommodate if need be...
...and, YES, that is MY bum in the pic.
Face pic is available...
My Ideal Person:
Looking for anyone who has a sense of humour and appreciates the sensual side of sex/relationships.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Open to suggestions
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Under a waterfall
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation
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