What we are looking for…
- Couples - Couples with Bi-females - Single Bi-girls (well, worth an ask…) - Attractive people (looks and personality) - People who are about our own age (<35ish) - Patient, friendly, receptive people - People who are (like ourselves) drugs & disease free - People of all experience levels, (from ‘curious’ to experienced) - People who are willing to meet & talk early on
We try not to be either ‘lookest’ or ‘sizest’, and we don’t expect you to look like Brad Pitt, etc. We do however want to actually fancy you, so you must look nice and be able to prove it. This also means no ‘rugby player builds’ please, because unless you do actually play professionally, this seems to be code for: ‘has drunk too much beer for too many years’.
We have only three major no-no’s:
1) SINGLE MEN and PICTURE COLLECTORS (Inc. idiots posing as girls/couples)
2) Pressurised Partners. We want to play with willing participants only, so no guys trying to cajole your girlfriends (or vice-versa).
...and lastly, but very importantly:
3) NO ‘Chavs’/‘Townies’/ Etc.. Whichever term you use, as a guide: If you identify closely with Wayne Rooney / Jade Goodie, or you think that Paris Hilton is very classy lady, then please DO NOT get in touch. Similarly, if you have bad tattoos, like big hoop earrings, or like Burberry hats, then we are probably unlikely to get along (sorry).
My Ideal Person:
Contacting Us…
We know that many couples (including ourselves) are genuinely nervous about meeting-up. We do not want to subject ourselves to time-wasters & picture collectors, so we only want to hear from those people who are willing to prove who they are by phone-call (after first couple of e-mails), and those who do actually want to meet up.
If you do decide further down the line that we are not for you, then we WILL understand (providing that you tell us!), and we would expect the same in return.
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Pheew! all-done (sorry about the essay!!)… Looking forward to hearing from all you sexy people!!
Lots of love, A&R xxx
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