Intelligent, solvent, happy (when I take the medication and looking for that elusive ADULT FRIENDSHIP. Why are some people so serious about this site? Relax, enjoy it for what it is and most of all have FUN!!!

I'm a BIG girl with an even BIGGER personality. This is not to everyone's taste and if you're one of those people, don't waste my time as well as yours. The door's that way -------> please don't slam it on the way out!

I'm an experienced bi-sexual woman who is looking to make new friends with people who appreciate the 'rubenesque' figure. Adult friendships where mutual respect and independence are a must. No strings leaves me cold, as does jealousy and possessiveness so a happy medium would be perfect!

Players, timewasters and the mentally insane need not apply. Been there, done that and have a wardrobe full of the bloody t-shirts!

I'm discreet, confident, open-minded and into the 'finer' things in life.

Joke of the moment:

What's the definition of confusion? A blind lesbian in a fish market

My Ideal Person:
My ideal 'friend' will be WHITE (apologises to anyone offended but it's my preference!), between ages 35 - 50. Clean, discreet and a lover of large ladies and even larger breasts essential Must be open-minded, love a giggle and have their main sex organ between the ears and NOT THE LEGS!

I am not looking to meet a couple. Thank you for the offers, I am flattered. However, it just doesn't appeal to me.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Role Playing, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Hugh Jackman, Boris Johnson and Dawn French, all together,
at once! What fun would be had.....!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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