I'm just looking for some no strings fun with you, I've very easygoing, open minded, and willing to try almost anything once.
You could be male or female, but if you want me to respond, make your email interesting. I love being told dirty stories or fantasies about how you would use me when we meet. That gives me a good idea of if our sexual ideas click, too. If you can make me wet, I'll reply.
Be as kinky as you like, I'm into all sorts of things and consider myself unshockable, though you can try if you like.
EDIT:
Okay, lets get this straight. I don't want romance, I don't need to hear about how you love to give oral for hours or how you want to lay me down in a field and make sweet music. Maybe I'd be more interested if you wanted to tie me to a tree and fuck me raw. Seriously, call me names, talk rough and dirty, be as kinky and obscene as you want - i like kinky and obscene. Just don't bore me.
Despite how I come across, I don't really like to dominate, I just know how I prefer to submit. Want to force a mouthy bitch to please you? I might be interested.
My Ideal Person:
Someone reasonably intelligent who can type in proper sentences and isnt fat or bald.
examples of mails i will NOT reply to.
From "massive_dick5" - if u're lookin 4 a bid dick den reply am from surrey 2...
If you can't write like a grown up then you can't fuck like one either.
from "pauly130" - I'd tease you until you can't stand it any longer, and i can see the lust in your eyes, and then we would make love for hours and hours until we are utterly spent.
Sorry but thats boring, cliched and does nothing for me. Are you that boring in bed, too? What about adding a little detail?
The number of people who think a sexy fantasy is "we go to a restaurant, you take off your knickers, we go to the hotel and fuck for hours" astounds me. Try being a bit creative or a bit filthy and obscene and I may notice you. Movie theatre? It's been done. Cornfield? Likewise.
You don't have to write me a story, just tell me exactly what you'd like to do to me in your wildest, darkest desires.
Oh and please no more people like "FMBaby" who email me 20 times assuming more of their boring one line emails will somehow make me interested in them...
EDIT:
To clarify. I will not reply to -
Mails using chatspeak, or from people too stupid to spell correctly.
Mails of one paragraph or less.
Mails that bore me.
I'd rather your mail had an attached (so i can see it full size) picture of your face. You can see my face, show me yours. I don't care what your dick looks like so long as it works.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?: Giving Oral Sex
Have you ever had cybersex?: I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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